Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Endless Saga Of Tagging

The rule says: Remove one (1) question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag eight (8) people on your list. List them out at the end of this post.

1. What's a phrase you can say perfectly in another language, and what does it mean? (English and Tagalog do not count!)

  • "Asalamalaykum…" (Arabic for "peace be with you"; the answer would just sound like the reverse, Alaykum Assalam. Pero never kong narinig yan nung nasa Saudi kami.)

2. What color do you like most?

  • Earth tones, pastel colors, white and black

3. Would you rather be really ugly but be the only person in the world with super powers, or be the only really good looking person but alone in a world where everyone has powers?

  • Why not BOTH (only really good looking person and at the same time the only person in the world with super powers)?! Hehehe.. Bishop Gaor said, “Why choose if you can have both!” Hehehe. But if you’d insist, I’d go for the really ugly but be the only person in the world with super powers. I would use my super powers to change my look and be the best among the rest. (Good looks will not bring you that far according to Proverbs 31:30)

4. Where would you like to go to the most?

  • Europe. I want to live the European dream. (Meron ba nun?! Hehehe..) I like to stroll, visit and take pictures of their scenic spots, and also to learn more about their rich and regal lifestyle. And also to the Caribbean. They say this place is a paradise. Let me see.

5. Which part of you do you hate the most?

  • Fingers.

6. When you encounter a sad moment, what do you do?

  • Deep sigh. Cry out. Pray hard. (In that particular order)

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

  • I'd give my tithes. I’d give for our church building project. I’d invest in a business. I’d save for the future.

8. What do you love the most about last year (2007)?

  • 2007 is a year of grace for me. The expansion of Cornerstone Christian Church-San Mateo and the birth of COLOURS Youth Ministry. Plus innumerable blessings and opportunities

9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you:

  • Ate Faye: God-fearing. Witty. Blessed. (Yun na! Hehehe.)

10. How do you cope with boredom?

  • I don’t have that word in my vocabulary. Boredom comes only to boring people. Hehehe..

11. What is one thing you'll never get tired of?

  • Knowing, believing, trusting, serving and loving God. Believing that I’m blessed by God.

12. What is your ambition?

  • To be what God wants me to be and to fulfill His purpose in my life.

13. If you have one wish, what would you wish for?

  • I’d wish that all my wishes would come true. Hehehe…

14. This is a very Oprah question: what do you know for sure?

  • I know for sure that God loves me, has done great things in my life and has great plans for me and I need not worry about a thing because He is in control of everything.

15. What’s your worst attitude?

  • Very Argumentative.

16. If you were to get stuck inside a movie, which movie will it be?

  • “Lord Of The Rings” (series)
  • “Forrest Gump”
  • "After Sunset" (Julie Delpy & Ethan Hawk)
  • “50 First Dates” (Adam Sandler &Drew Barrymore)

17. What do you look forward to in 2008?

  • I’m looking forward for the best things to happen this year. More blessings and opportunities!

18. What would you do on your last day on earth?

  • Location: a beach paradise.
  • Activities: Breakfast party with my close friends. Lunch with my family and other important people in my life. Dinner luau with my churchmates, then a Worship Concert afterwards.

19. What's your worst nightmare?

  • I haven’t had a nightmare. I don’t even remember my dreams if I had any.

20. If you were a thing, what would you be?

  • I'd be water----universally valuable, unique and useful.


I'm tagging these people:

Jaja Castro (dahil hindi ako nakapunta ng birthday mo at sorry na po)
Cerise Mina (dahil gusto kong sumama sa’yong mag-mountain climbing)
Jared Amoroso (dahil nag-iintern ka na)
Julius Marzan (dahil nilulumot na ang blogsite mo)
Mishi Laconsay (dahil ‘di na kita nakikita at nagpaparamdam)
Daniel Cercado (dahil ‘di ka sumasagot sa mga ganito)
Maan Barrientos (dahil nagrereview ka para sa board)
Romeo Nacpil (dahil mahilig kang mag-blog sa Multiply)


Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Immortal Lines

The lines listed below were selected and debated by some of the country's respected directors, entertainment writers, and movie critics.


1. "You're nothing but a second-rate, trying hard copycat!"
- Cherie Gil, Bituing Walang Ningning (1985)


2. "Para kang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain."
- Vilma Santos, Palimos ng Pag-ibig (1985)


3. "Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa puso ng tao! Nasa puso nating lahat!"
- Nora Aunor, Himala (1982)


4. "My brother is not a pig! My brother is not a pig! Ang kapatid ko ay tao, hindi baboy damo!"
- Nora Aunor, Minsa'y Isang Gamugamo (1976)


5. "Once, twice, thrice, gaano ba kadalas ang minsan?"
- Hilda Koronel, Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan (1982)


6. "Ayoko ng tinatapakan ako, ayoko ng masikip, ayoko ng mabaho, ayoko ng walang tubig, ayoko ng walang pagkain, ayoko ng putik"
- Maricel Soriano, Kaya Kong Abutin ang Langit (1984)


7. "Hayop... Hayuuup... Hayuuupppp!"
- Nora Aunor, Ina Ka Ng Anak Mo (1979)


8. "Trabaho lang ito, walang personalan."
- Rudy Fernandez, Markang Bungo (1991)


9. "Si Val! Si Val! Puro na lang si Val! Si Val na walang malay!"
- Vilma Santos, Saan Nagtatago ang Pag-ibig (1987)


10. "Ikaw pala. Ikaw pala ang sinasabi ng asawa ko na asawa mo na asawa ng bayan!"
- Laurice Guillen, Nagalit ang Buwan sa Haba ng Gabi (1983)


11. "Akala mo lang wala.. pero meron!! meron!! meron!!"
- Carlo Aquino, Bata, Bata...Paano Ka Ginawa (1998)


12. "Gutay-gutay na ang katawan nyo... pati na ang kaluluwa nyo!"
- Sharon Cuneta- Pasan Ko ang Daigdig (1987)


13. "Sabel! This must be love!"
- Carmi Martin, Working Girls (1986)


14. FPJ: "Ang problema sa'yo maaga kang ipinanganak"
Sharon: "Ang problema naman sa'yo huli kang ipinanganak"
- Sharon Cuneta and Fernando Poe Jr., Kahit Konting Pagtingin (1990)


15. "Wala akong pakialam..ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo sa akin ang anak ko! Ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo ang...ahhhhh!"
- Vilma Santos, Paano Ba Ang Mangarap (1983)


16. "Kung saan, kailan, at paanong labanan, magpasabi ka lang. Hindi kita uurungan!"
- Sharon Cuneta, Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin (1984)


17. Alice: "Mamamatay ako, Ate, pag kinuha mo sa akin si Alex!"
Lorna: "Ipalilibing kita."
Alice: "Ate, please!"
Lorna: "Nung inagaw mo sa 'kin si... muntik na rin akong mamatay. Puwes, ikaw naman ngayon ang mamatay"
- Lorna Tolentino and Alice Dixson, Nagbabagang Luha (1988)


18. "Simple lang naman ang hinihingi ko. Kung hindi mo ako marespeto bilang asawa, respetuhin mo naman ako bilang kaibigan. Kung hindi naman, respetuhin mo ako bilang tao."
- Vilma Santos, Relasyon (1982)


19. Rene: "cheetaehhh....ganda lalake!"
Echo: "ulol! Sinungaling! Panget! Panget!"
- Rene Requiestas, Cheetaeh


20. "Kung hindi tayo kikilos sino ang kikilos? Kung hindi ngayon, kailan pa?"
- Vilma Santos, Sister Stella L. (1984)


Courtesy: Philippine Entertainment Portal

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Seven Random Facts

Instructions: Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose 7 people to get tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!


1. DRINKS/BEVERAGES: I don’t drink coffee (ever since). I don’t drink beer or any hard liquor (ever since). I don’t drink soft drinks anymore (for almost 5-6 years, I think.) I love water. I can finish almost 2-5 gallons a day, especially when I have many things to do. I also like milk and fruit juices.


2. FOOD: I love pizza and pasta. I love Italian dishes. I occasionally eat Mediterranean food. I know how to cook (i.e. pastas only) Hehehe.. I also like chocolate chip cookies. I’m a chocoholic.


3. PROFESSION: When I was young, I wanted to be become the President of the Philippines. No joke! Now, I’m thinking twice about it. Hehehe. Aside from that, I want to become a photographer. I also want to become a surgeon. I want to be a chef specializing in European and Mediterranean dishes. I also want to be a newscaster. I want to be a TV host. I also want to become professional singer. I want to become a businessman. Finally, I want to become a corporate lawyer, that’s why I’m currently in law school. Hehehe.


4. MUSIC: I like listening to Bossa Nova, Jazz, Contemporary Gospel Music, Rhythm and Blues, Instrumental (piano, violin and saxophone), Acoustic, Ballad, Reggae, Gospel Funk, Soul Music, Techno, Medium to Soft Rock, Experimental Music, Praise and Worship Songs, Live Christian Songs. I also like listening to all the songs of John Mayer, Kellie Pickler, Jason Mraz, Bob Marley, Michael Buble, Sitti Navarro, Blake Lewis, J.D. Fortune, Robbin Thicke, Jamaroqui, Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, U2, Half Past Forever, Prince, Sting, Eric Benet, Martin Sexton, Duncan Sheik, and Norah Jones.


5. SPORTS/GAMES: I used to be athletic when I was in gradeschool. In fact, I used to be an active soccer player. I wanted to join the soccer team when I was in college but the trainings are held during Sundays, so I have to forego my dream. (Sunday is non-negotiable.) I also play lawn tennis, table tennis and badminton. I also like swimming. I don’t like to play chess, I get bored easily most of the time. I like Monopoly and Scrabble at times.


6. TRAVEL/TOUR: I’ve been to the Middle East like Saudi Arabia. I want to go to Europe. I want to go to South America and the Carribean as well. I want to visit my Aunt and cousins in Canada. I haven’t been in any part of Mindanao. I have a fear of riding ships. I enjoy riding in airplanes. I hate long and boring trips.


7. HEALTH: I have Scoliosis (lumbo-sacral part). With that, I need to undergo a rehabilitation/therapy. However, until now I haven’t gone to any hospital for the rehab/therapy. Hehehe. I used to wear braces for my teeth since Grade 4 until 4th Year Highschool I think. I have Dyslexia. Thank God, I'm on the healing process. Hehehe..



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**And now I tag these seven people (the ones who are actively blogging):

Mishi, Jaja, RJ, Em-Em, Cerise, Stef, and Dhen.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Pagbabalik-tanaw Sa Nakalipas (Survey)

I got this from Mishi again. Hehehe..

PRE-SCHOOL :

1. Ano ang sinasabi mo noong bata ka pa na gusto mong maging paglaki mo?

· Ayon sa mga nakakaalala, madalas ko daw sabihin na gusto kong maging Presidente ng Pilipinas. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Akala ko nga may course sa college para dun eh. Hehehe.

2. Ano ang isang bagay na na-enjoy mong gawin noon?

· Kung si Mishi ay nakikipaglaro sa kalye, ako sa kalsada. Nakatira kami kasi dati sa Cubao, specifically sa Murphy. Walking distance lang ang Ali Mall at SM Cubao . Hehehe.

3. Bakit?

· Ganun talaga kapag laking Cubao ka. San ka maglalaro sa EDSA highway? Hehehe. Pwede rin siguro ang patintero, mas malawak. Kaso pag natalo ka, patay ka na. Edi tapos na ang laro, uwian na! Hehehe.

4. Anong age ka pumasok sa school?

· 5 ata. 6 ata. Di ko na matandaan.

5. Sinong 'buddy' mo noon?

· Buddy? Wala. Maaga akong naging loner. Hehehe.

6. Anong pangyayayari ang hindi mo makalimutan?

· Nung kinder graduation namin, pina-memorize ako ng teacher naming ng isang essay na 7 o 8 atang paragraphs na nakalagay sa isang yellow paper. Take note, back-to-back pa. Tapos, i-rerecite ko daw yun sa graduation day namin. Isipin mo, bata pa lang ako pinapa-memorize na sa akin ang ganun kahaba. Ibinigay lang siya sa akin mga 1 week before the graduation day. Tapos, ineexpect daw nila na word per word ko dapat banggitin lahat ng nandun. Waahhh!!! Biktima ako ng child abuse!! Hehehe. Joke. Sa awa ng Diyos, umiiyak ako habang nag-rerecite ako nung essay nung graduation kahit ang saya-saya ng message nung essay. Naiiyak ako sa pressure at takot na magkamali. Hehehe.. Maaga akong nagsimulang magbigay ng speech. Haayy.. Hanggang ngayon tuloy nag-speech pa rin ako kahit di na kailangan . Hehehe.

7. Kilala mo pa mga teachers mo?

· Hindi ko na maalala ang mga pangalan nila. Pero kilala ko sila mukha pag nakita ko. Yun eh kung buhay pa sila. Hehehe.

8. Iyakin ka ba noon?

· Hindi. Mag-enjoy ka ba naman sa pagiging loner eh, iiyak ka pa ba? Hehehe.

GRADE SCHOOL :

10. Sinong principal nyo noon?

· Sa Claret School, si Mrs. Teresita Anastacio. Sa St. Matthew’s Academy, si Mrs. Annie Tejano.

11. Anong paborito mong laro?

· Family Computer (Tetris, Battle City, etc.), Game ‘N Watch, Football (Soccer), Badminton, Baseball (Sa village lang namin), Table Tennis, Agawang Base, Tumbang Preso, Patintero, etc.

12. May club ka bang sinalihan?

· Sa Claret, Math Club. Hindi ko nga alam kung bakit. Para ngang hindi ako nag-enjoy nun eh. Gusto ko nga sanang mag-Science Club kaso mga nerds ang nandun eh. Sa St. Matthew’s Academy, di ko na maalala.

13. Maingay ka ba sa klase?

· Gustuhin ko man, hindi pwede kasi ako ang naglilista ng Noisy at Standing sa blackboard namin eh. Tapos, presidente pa ako nun ng class namin. No choice, kahit maingay talaga ako, hindi pwede. Hehehe..

14. May kinakatakutan ka bang teacher noon?

· Sa Claret, Si Ginoong Robert dela Cruz at si Mrs. Darilag. Sa St. Matthew’s Academy, wala.

15. Bakit?

· Si G. Robert dela Cruz--Grabe, kasi siya kung magsalita. Parang si Big Brother ang boses. Sobrang higpit na adviser, mas mahigit pa sa magulang ko. Si Mrs. Darilag—naku, parang lalamunin ka ng buhay. Lalo na yung boses niya, parang si Ms. Tapia.

16. Pano ka pumupunta sa school?

· Sa Claret, may service ako. Minsan, sabay kami ng Mom ko. Sa St. Matthew’s Academy, may service, tapos ng-cocommute na lang pag minsan.

17. Marunong ka na bang mag-commute ng panahong ito?

· Oo. Dapat lang siguro.

18. Paano ka mag-aral?

· Anu pa ba?! Edi nag-aaral habang nasa harap ng T.V. Tinatanong pa bay un?! Hehehe.

19. Mahilig ka bang kumain ng tusok-tusok?

· Sa Claret, hindi. Bawal kasi yun sa amin. Pagagalitan ka ni Mrs. Misa, ang prefect of students. Tapos, kakantyawan ka pa ng mga classmates na “buying vendors”. Hehehe. St. Matthew’s Academy, hindi rin. Hindi naman talaga ako kumakain ng kung anu-ano pag nasa school eh.

20. Responsible ka bang estudyante?

· Ewan. Sa Claret, ang unang award ko ay “Most Honest”. Tapos nagging “Best in Co-Curricular”. Hehehe. Sa St. Matthew’s Academy, medyo naging competitive at nagseryoso ng konti for some reasons.

HIGHSCHOOL:

21. Saan ka nag-high school?

· St. Matthew College

22. Anu mga section mo?

· I-Aldrin; II-Galileo; III-Edison at IV-Pasteur

23. May-CAT ba kayo noon?

· Oo. At maraming memories. Nandyan yung pinagbintangan kami (package friends) na kami daw ang bubuwag sa CAT. Whaaattt?!! Threat daw kami?!! Hehehe..

24. Naging class officer ka ba?

· Oo. Di ko mantandaan ang mga position.

25. Kumakain ka ba habang nasa klase?

· Oo. Bakit? Bawal ba?! Ay, bawal pala. Hehehe.

26. Tamad ka bang pumasok?

· Hindi. Kasi masaya sa school at ang mga classmates ko nun eh.

27. Sinong principal nyo noon?

· Si Mrs. Teresita Ignacio Felix.

28. Kilala ka ba nya? Ano tawag nya sa'yo?

· Oo naman. Siya pa. Mr. Gutierrez o kaya minsan, Alvin pero super exaggerated ang pronunciation, nawawala yung “l” at “i”. Hehehe.

29. Paano?

· Maraming paraan. Minsan dahil sa mga contests. Tsaka, lalo na yung nakaaway ko siya dahil din sa isang contest. Grr.. Long story. Basta, at least okay na kami. Hehehe.

30. May award ka bang natanggap non? anu-ano?

· Sa loob ng school: 1st Year: Nasa Top Ten ng Batch; 2nd Year: Nasa Top Ten ng Batch, Best in Biology at Best in Asian Studies; 3rd Year: Nasa Top Ten ng Batch, Best in Chemistry; 4th Year: 2nd Honorable Mention, Special Award in Theater Arts. Sa labas ng school: yung Rotary Contest, 3rd place. Yung mga iba di ko na maalala. Hehehe.. Thank God!

COLLEGE:

31. School mo?

· University of Sto. Tomas

34. Meron ka bang org na sinalihan?

· Meron naman.

35. Ano?

· Legal Management Society; AB Debate Parliament; Red Cross-UST-AB Chapter

36. Naniniwala ka ba na pag college ka na, matatagpuan mo ang true love mo at hindi sa highschool?

· Kahit nasa nursery ka pa, kung kayo ang itinidhana eh di kayo talaga. Hindi na kailangan pang sa college kayo magkita.

37. Embarassing moment?

· Anu pa? Edi yung mga tapilok moments. Clumsy kasi. Hehehe..

38. Unforgettable moment?

· Kulang ang space na ito sa dami. Hehehe.

39. Pano gumalaw ang mga tao sa eskwelahan mo?

· Bakit may iba pa bang galaw ang tao kung hindi yung normal lang. Hehehe.. Parang wala ka lang maitanong eh. Hehehe.

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**Bunga ng pressure dahil malapit ng magpasukan ulit.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Coward Moves: A Tribute To Who's Who In My Life

I got this from Mishi.

The Rules:
1. Write something about 15 different people.
2. You can NOT say who they are.
3. If someone asks you which one is about them, you can NOT tell.

  1. Thank you very much for everything. Thank you for all the advices you gave. I rarely ask for advices (you know that for a fact!), but you were there to listen and to give Godly advices. Thank you for all the words of encouragement as well. You made a great impact in my life.
  1. We’ve known each other since then. However, we were not that close. I never expected that we will be this close (almost 24/7 closeness. Hehehe..). I want to know more of you. You’re interesting! You’re an “old soul” too. Surprisingly, you also like the things that I like (especially when it comes to music genres/artists). You just don’t know how you make my day easier and happier. Thank you for continually supporting me. I hope you liked my Puttanesca. Hehehe.
  1. It’s good that we don’t talk as often as before. That’s the big difference you wanted. Right?! Hehehe.. God bless.
  1. Thank you for the long conversations we had before. You made me realize that I’m only human---capable of being tempted. Hehehe.. I enjoyed every time that we’re together. I don’t know what lies ahead of us. But one thing is for sure, I’ll always be here for you. Waiting for almost 10 years is like a journey to nowhere, but I enjoyed it anyway. And I would like you to know that I can wait until forever, that is if God permits. Hehehe.. I hope and pray that you’ll get to know Him.
  1. Thank you for following my unsolicited advices. Hehehe.. Thank you for being a good friend. Always remember that you’re a part of our family, so don’t be shy and hesitant when we ask you to join us even during “family day” events. I like your vibrant and colorful personality. You made me realize that life should be enjoyed with simple things, even the microscopic ones. Hehehe..
  1. Thank you for everything. You’re also a part of our family. I guess you’re family and my family can be considered as one. Hehehe.. Thank you for being such a loyal and good friend. You stayed with us even in times of adversaries. Actually, those experiences made us stronger and closer to each other. I hope we’ll get to have more bonding time with each other. I miss the Starbucks and Yellow Cab days. God bless. Congratulations in advance!
  1. Where are you now? We miss you so much! I hope you’re fine. You’re so busy!
  1. Thank you for everything. Thank you for all the words of encouragement you gave. Thank you for the new visions and plans you shared to me. Thank you for believing in me. You’re a good person. I don’t believe in what they say about you. I know you’re a sincere person. Thank you for treating me the way I want to be treated (most of the time). I know that God has so many good plans for you. I just hate it when you show favoritism among your friends and subordinates. You have a great sense of humor. Please don’t let me wear stressed/destroyed pants again. I hope you’ll be more sensitive to others. Lastly, please don’t wear dark colored clothes, you look older with those.
  1. You’re fantastic. I like your energy. I like it when I hear your stories and testimonies about God’s goodness and faithfulness in your life. Just keep on serving and trusting Him in your life and He will crown your efforts with success. I know you’re destined for success. I pray that God will continue to shower you with blessings and miracles. I also pray that your family will get to have a genuine relationship with Him. Don’t lose hope. I’ll be supporting you in prayers. I hope to have more “bonding time” with you. You’re such a great person.
  1. You’re a good and loyal friend. I know you’re destined for success. I hate it when you start to consciously/unconsciously discriminate others. I never expected that we will be close friends after all the conflicts and wrangles that we had. I pray that God will continue to bless you especially with your thesis defense. Just continue serving and trusting God with all your plans and endeavors.
  1. I really appreciate your kindness and the purity of your heart. You’re an art genius! I love working with you. You’re one of my closest friends. I like your energy and your ideas and principles. You’re very hardworking, creative and innovative. You’re one of the best people I’ve ever met. Your personality is oozing with greatness. You’re also an epitome of a servant-leader. You’re a true-blue fashion diva. You deserve to be happy. I pray that God will continue to reveal Himself to You. I pray that you’ll have a special encounter with Him.
  1. Thank you for unconsciously being an alter ego for me. You’re a great person too. You’re one of my closest friends. I like the way you motivate others through your light and comic strategies. You have a great sense of humor. I hope that you’ll come to know and have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. I’ve been praying for both of you (#11), that you’ll have a special encounter with the Lord and know Him more. You’re also a great leader. I appreciate those times that you helped me with our organization. I miss our “theater days”.
  1. You’re a great singer. Don’t underestimate yourself. I know you can do many things for His glory. Don’t focus on what others will say about you. Don’t try to escape from your problems. Face them squarely. I know you can achieve many things. Just continue to believe in God’s power and continue to serve and trust Him. Don’t be fooled by men. Guard your heart always. Love yourself. Respect yourself. Give yourself a chance to enjoy God’s gifts. Life is too short. Wake up! Let go of your fantasies.
  1. I never expected that you’ll end up that way. Well, I just pray that God will enlighten you both. Learn to forgive one another. Let God be center of your relationship. Try to talk and settle things over. I know God has planned so many things for both of you. Take it easy. I’ll be praying for both of you. Thanks for sharing your side of the story. May God bless all your business ventures.
  1. I haven’t talked to you lately. I know what you’re going through. I just pray that God will intervene in your situation. I know how hard it is, but I know that God will always be there for you. Learn to entrust everything to Him. He is the answer to all your problems. You cannot do it by yourself. You must learn to surrender your situation to Him. Only He alone can see through our inmost being and can heal a wounded heart.

CLUE: Family members/relatives are not included.

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Let's just follow the rules.
Thank God for all of them.
And the list goes on and on...

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Welga Ng Mga Tunay Na "Marginalized Sector"

Eto pa. Mas lalong pa-iinitin ang ulo niyo.

Hehehe..

Tutal malapit na ang eleksyon, at patuloy pa rin ang mga kontrobersya sa mga Party List Organizations na tumatakbo, eto tignan natin ang mga hinaing ng mga tunay na "marginalized sector".

Eto ang kanilang mga sinasabi:

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako.
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti
pang patayin mo na lang
ako."
-Electric Fan

"Hindi lahat ng walang
salawal ay bastos."
-Winnie The Pooh


"Alam mo ba wala akong
ibang hinangad kundi ang
mapalapit sa'yo. Pero
patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-Ipis

"Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan
ko lang ang habol mo."
-Hipon


"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal
ako lagi na lang maraming
tao ang nagagalit! Wala
ba akong karapatang
magmahal?!?"
-Gasolina

"Hindi lahat ng green
ay masustansya. "
-Plema


"Hindi ko hinahangad na
ipagmalaki mo na ako'y
sa'yo. Ayoko ko lang naman
na sa harap ng maraming
tao ganun mo na lang ako
itanggi.."
-Utot

"Sawang sawa na ako
palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa- pasahan,
pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola

"You never know what you
have till you lose it.
And once you lose it, you
can never get it back."
-Snatcher

"Ginawa ko naman lahat
para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba
talagang makontento sa isa?
Bakit palipat-lipat ka?"
-TV


"Hindi lahat ng maasim
may Vitamin C!"
-Kili-Kili

"Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....
BATEEEEEE!!! !!!!!"
-Omelette


Pilitin mo man na alisin
ako sa buhay mo, babalik
at babalik ako!
-Libag

"Wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-Kulangot


"Paano tayo makakabuo kung
hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"
-Lego

"Hindi lahat ng dugo
pwedeng i-donate."
-Regla
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Nakuha ko ito mula sa isang email na ipinadala sa akin ng aking kaibigan/kaklase noon. Wala lang. Naisip ko lang na i-post kasi malapit na ang eleksyon. Hehehe.. Tsaka, para makapag-isip-isip ang mga tao kung sinu-sino ba talaga ang tinutukoy na "marginalized sector" ng ating batas. Hehehe.. Sino ba talaga ang mga "marginalized"? Mag-isip muna bago bumoto.

God bless.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Breaking News # 1: Jollibee's Real Identity Revealed

Sobrang init.

Ang hirap mag-isip ng pwedeng maisulat. Bigla kong na-realize, hindi talaga ako tatagal sa isang disyerto. Pero bakit nung nagpunta kami ng Saudi Arabia kinaya ko? Hehehe.. Magdamag kasi ang aircon sa bahay namin dun. Dito, pilit kong pinipigilan ang timer ng aircon para mas humaba-haba ang pag-eenjoy.

Walang kinalaman dyan ang entry na ito.
Ala lang.

Gusto ko lang i-share ang isa sa mga walang katuturang trivia na nalaman ko mula sa isang kaibigan at classmate nung college. Minsan ko lang bisitahin ang blogsite ni RJ kasi hindi naman gumagalaw ang site niya. Wala namang pagbabago, puro promotion lang nung mga negosyo niya. Pero minsan naisipan kong bisitahin at mas lalo akong na-enganyong tingnan kasi sabi niya alam na daw niya ang tunay na pangalan ni Jollibee.

Sabi niya, kung Ronald McDonald daw ang buong pangalan ng Mc Donald's. Dapat si Jollibee rin daw meron din. Kaya yun, habang naglalakad sila ni Vier ng mga papeles ng kanilang negosyo inabutan sila ng lunch sa isang Jollibee branch. At yun na! Nakita na nila ang tunay at buong na pangalan ni Jollibee.

Ready na ba kayo? Naku, exclusive ito.
O eto na:

Kung sa McDonald's may Ronald McDonald, sa Jollibee naman ay may:

JOLLIBEE N. DOMINGO

Heto ang katibayan:

Ito ang pruweba niya.
Pinoy na Pinoy talaga!
Take note, may middle initial pa.
Woohoo!! Bwahahaha!!!


Nakakapang-init ng ulo, di ba? Hehehe.
Gaya ng sabi niya, wala na akong masasabi pa.
Naku, dapat next time pati middle name niya alam ko na.

P.S.
Sa Jollibee Bida ang sarap!
You're the best!! (Hehehehe...)
RJ, wala kang kupas!!


Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Most "Pframising" Songer

For those who can't view the videos of the most "pramising" songer, Alyssa Alano, here's the complete lyrics of her version of "Kiss Me" :

Follow the bouncing ball.
(Where?! Just imagine. You can't follow it anyway. Hehehe...)

KEYS ME
by Alyssa Alano

Verse 1:
Keys me
Beat in the Verdict Valeey...
Nightlee...V-side the green green grass
Swing Swing
Swing the spinny stef
You wur the shoez and I will wear the dress

Chorus:
Ohhh...Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Leeeeep me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend end make d parflays dance
Sylvimousse Is barkley
So keys me...

Verse 2:
Keys me
Down by the flow can
3 How...
Of Twin vee
Of Funne Hungee Tay
Bring bring
Bing your flower head
Will take dachay make on yours father's melt

Chorus:
Ohhh...Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Tixt me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend end make d parflays dance
Sylvimousse is barkley
So keys me...
(Instrumental)

Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Leeeeep me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend
End make d parflays dance
SylvimousseIs barkley
So keys me...So keys me...
So keys me...So keys me...
So keys me...

Now, here's the original version:

KISS ME
by Sixpence None the Richer

Verse 1:
Kiss me
Out of the bearded barley
Nightly,beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing,
Swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

Chorus:
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Verse 2:
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me, upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring,
Bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Chorus:
Oh, kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight
Lead meout on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
(Instrumental)

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me...So kiss me...So kiss me...
So kiss me...So kiss me...

Ang saya di ba?!
The "Most Pframising Songer"

Buti na lang, promises are made to be broken!
Hehehe... Enjoy!! Peace!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Magkano Ang Kahihiyan?

I admit it.

Law school may be that boring for many. But, don’t you think boredom is ‘relative’? With all the thick, heavy, hard-bound, maroon-colored monotonous law books written and inspired by well-known pillars and legends of Philippine jurisprudence. Plus, the heck of reading tons of cases ranging from notorious killings to bloody encounters to the traditional “tagaan” and “saksakan sa kanto” to various classifications and stages of felonies (Whew!) and fraudulent acts to petty incidents of non-payment of membership fees in the IBP and thereby being disbarred from the roll of attorneys. (Nakakaasar. Nawala ang pagka-abugado niya nang dahil sa hindi pagbabayad ng Php150. (A.C. 1928, In re: Atty. Marcial Edillion) --->College pa lang nabasa ko na ‘to hanggang ngayon pa ba naman?!) Take note, not to mention, the never-ending legendary cases of Tanada vs. Tuvera and Cayetano vs. Monsod. (Whew!!) Along with those piled-up cases are different readings from various sources other than those above-mentioned; and those case digests. (Grabe, parang hindi pang tao yung mga pinapagawa. Kailangan ng ‘invincibility’ at ‘immortality’ para matapos lahat. Kulang ang 24 hours. Haayy!!)

I really want to have a break. A real break.
Even just for a minute, hour or a day.
Please Lord. (Hehehe!!)

Then, suddenly an old friend of mine ‘buzzed’ me through YM. Then, a question popped-up, “Have you heard of Alyssa Alano?”. I answered, “No. Why? Who is she?”. No answer. So, I decided to search “Alyssa Alano” in Google. And….. Whoaala!!


Enjoy and watch the videos:


An interview in Startalk.
Joey De Leon with Alyssa Alano.


A showcase of talent by Alyssa Alano. Yipee!!! Enjoy!!
Performance level pa ha.. Bigay na bigay!!


Eto pa, “Breathless” by Alyssa Alano.
Haayy!!! Stop me.--> Tigilan ako. Hehehe…


Last na, “Whenever, Whenever, Whatever”.
Haay naku!! Ang sakit sa ulo. WHATEVER!!


Magkano ang kahihiyan?!

Have a break.

Pray. Breathe. Sleep.

Then, back to work…


*Videos courtesy of www.youtube.com

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Ang Langaw Sa Ibabaw Ng Kalabaw


"Ayoko ng tinatapakan ako, ayoko ng masikip,
ayoko ng mabaho, ayoko ng walang tubig,
ayoko ng walang pagkain, ayoko ng putik!!!”


----Maricel Soriano to Gina Alajar in
Maryo J. de los Reyes' “Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit”

Kung saan madumi, nakadidiri, mabaho, may nakasusulasok na amoy, (hhmm.. <--ano ang ibig sabihin nun? Heheh.) maantot, nabubulok at napapanis dun naman nagsusumiksik at nagsususuot ang mga pasaway na mga langaw. Di ko nga alam sa kanila kung bakit ganun ang preferences nila, samantalang halos lahat ang gusto ay ang mga bagay at lugar na malilinis, mababango, maayos, magaganda at kaaya-aya. Anu bang meron dun? May ginto kaya dun? O baka may mapagkakakitaan dun?

Na-enganyo tuloy akong silipin at pag-aralang saglit ang buhay ng dalawang magkaibang nilalang----ang langaw at ang kalabaw. Wala naman silang outstanding similarities kaya hindi sila mahirap i-distinguish sa isa’t-isa. Andami nilang differences kaya madali rin silang bigyan ng kakanyahan. Para sa akin, napakakontrobersyal ng phrase na ito: “…para lang siyang langaw sa ibabaw ng kalabaw.”. Oo, napakahilig nating mga Pinoy sa mga katulad nitong mga pasaring na tila simple lang ibig sabihin ngunit may subliminal na mensaheng nais ipahatid. Sabi nila sadyang maka-Silangan ang ganitong pagpapahayag ng damdamin. Hindi tayo sanay na diretso ang pagpapahayag ng ating mga damdamin o saloobin. Kaya puro pasaring na lang ang ating sandata upang maipahayag ito at ng hindi ganun katindi epekto nito sa taong pinag-uukulan.

Eto ang mga resulta sa mga na-research ko tungkol sa mga langaw. Biruin mo andami palang mata ng isang langaw. Flies have over 4,000 facets for sight in each eye. Flies are attracted by movement more than color. Flies have a smelling distance of over 750 yards. Eto pa, a fly's feeding range is usually limited to two miles. Malayo rin pala ang nararating nila bilang mga ‘mini scavengers’. Di niyo ba alam na, a single garbage can, if not emptied, can be the breeding ground for 30,000 flies. Wala silang konsepto ng “family planning”. At eto pa, during warm weather, a fly can produce a family generation in less than two weeks. Kaya pala ang sobrang bilis nilang dumami.

Eto naman ang mga na-research ko tungkol sa mga kalabaw. Anga kalabaw o carabao ay kilala bilang beast of burden. Sobrang sipag nila. Biruin mo maglakad ka ba naman ng paulit-ulit sa iisang lupain. Kilala rin sila bilang mga water buffalo. Lagi silang nasa putikan. Malamang hindi nila kasama si Maricel Soriano. (Hehehe..) Kasi ayaw niya dun, sinu ba naman ang may gusto bumilad sa araw at sa maligo o magbabad sa putikan. Eto pa, alam niyo ba na before about 1925, a carabao costs 50 pesos. Syempre pa, the carabao is considered as a national symbol of the Philippines. Simbolo daw kasi ito ng kasipagan kaya siya napili. (Sana totoo nga!) Alam nyo ba na may island na malapit sa Manila Bay na ang pangalan ay Carabao. (Eh anu naman?! Hehehe..)

Marami pa tayong pwedeng malaman tungkol sa dalawang nilalang na ito. Maari pa tayong mabigla sa mga bagong madidiskubre natin tungkol sa kanila. Eh anu naman ang kinalaman nun sa mga katagang: “…para lang siyang isang langaw sa ibabaw ng kalabaw.”? Ewan ko. Mahirap bigyang buhay ang eksaktong diwa nito. Eh anu naman kung may langaw sa ibabaw ng kalabaw?! May masasaktan ba? May mamamatay ba?

Minsan ang hirap hanapan ng tamang perspektibo ang mga katagang tulad nito. Kasi maraming possibleng ibig sabihin ito. Puno ng pag-aalinlangan kung tama ba, mali ba, sobra ba o kulang ba ang pagbibigay interpretasyon sa mga tulad nito. Pwede rin kasi itong manggaling sa isang kapwa langaw niya na naiinggit lang at nais rin maabot ang ganoong estado. Maari rin sa isang concerned citizen na langaw na nakakapansin. Pwede rin naman sa kalabaw na tinutung-tungan at walang malay na tini-take advantage siya. O di kaya sa kanya mismo, na minsan lang makalasap ng makarating sa itaas ay siya namang tindi ng pagyurak sa mga nasa ibaba. May mga dapat unawain at may mga hindi. Nilalang din sila ng Diyos kaya't sila rin ay may saysay.

Ang hirap sigurong maging langaw? Eh ang maging kalabaw?

Minsan kasi ‘tao’ rin sila eh.